Please sit down before you read this.
The new Eagles album is #1 in the world. #1 in Australia, where Lex Luther rules. #1 in the UK, where AGAIN they've topped Brittney Spears. They've never topped the UK with anything. And now this album is number one...everywhere. It's like the three bad guys from Superman II broke free from that floating chamber and came in and decided to rule the world. This is just nuts.