Friday, September 19, 2008

Never Trust the Crab Legs at the Mirage


Our favorite video of the year, only it's from 2003. And our salt throwing folks from you tube can't stop us. This was on their site earlier today only to disappear some hours later. But that won't stop us from keeping something like this from the public, something you didn't know you wanted to see until today. Please stay with the video for the entire clip, it's already a classic. Proof that George Brett is the greatest (s)hitter who ever lived.

George has always known his shit, and this video only enhances his legendary status in our book. It's almost like Brett was dressed in full uniform for a spring training game ten years after he retired just so he could tell that true story. Just enjoy, and be more satisfied the next time you think you should feel guilty about taking that double tapered shit.

13 comments:

TravisRoastBeef said...

I want you to know, If you ever shit your pants in the middle of the night, dont fucking call me to come running with a pair of 48's and a moist towel.

Average Jim said...

George should know that diarrhea is genetic, it runs in your genes.

jon said...

Who's full of shit here?

Brett's career ended in 1993.

The Bellagio wasn't opened til 1998.

Pretty neat trick taking a dump in the future.

Sully said...

He says a few years ago, and judging the quality of the film, he is a coach of some sort helping the ball club. My guess its spring training. You can see Pena in the background.

Johnny Virgil said...

I love how they're trying to get away from him and he's just following them with the story...

Anonymous said...

That is fucking funny, I know funny and that is fucking funny.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, don't blame the crab. Your body cannot process "food poisoning" that fast. If it was food borne illness, it was something he ate 18 to 48 hours prior. Only a drug can make you shit water that fast, so maybe he was drugged. Maybe the waiter was not a fan, or maybe he told a real annoying story to the bus boy and wouldn't shut up. If he truly had a solid shit the next morning, he must have eaten something following the loosening culprit. Real diarrhea empties the intestine and it takes a few meals to push enough shit through the pipes before making solid dookie.

theransom said...

hey jon.....

he told this story not as a player on the Royals but a coach. its from Nov 26 2008. he also mentions his cellphone. they didnt have cellphones back in 87. if they did, they were the size of phone booths.

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That video was without doubts the best of 2003, even though was so nasty, I have to admit that I laughed to much when I watched it.

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