Well, That Didn't Take Long

I'm guessing that Dan Cook's statements about what went don't don't really matter. I mean, you get a building named after you (the Cook Pavilion), you can pretty much make shit happen. Or not. Wow, I was betting on Tuesday for the firing, but here's your official press release.

Now all we have to do is work on Billy C heading off to 22nd and R for those keg stands, and all will be right with the program. The funniest part of this whole thing? Less than three months ago, NU extended Pederson's contract through 2013. Which in turn, led Stevie P to extend Billy C through something like 2019. They'll be eating money and contracts like Pac Man.