We've added a new co-conspirator/contributor/partner to the site. Say hello to Bsmoked Turkey, a friend of ours from the other side. We're hoping our new boy muddies up the place considerably, with whatever he wants to post, whenever. If you don't like his stuff, well then it's all his fault. But we're sure you'll be pleased, as his last published post suggest that Roadhouse was the best bad movie of all-time. If anything, this site should be the best thing to hit the Internet since the Pilot-Tribune went on-line.
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Welcome Bsmoke. I just hope you are a lean, mean fighting machine like the Blair police department.
http://www.enterprisepub.com/main.asp?SectionID=1&SubSectionID=1&ArticleID=12992
Blairian Nation news online? Someone pinch me or give me a smoke.
Wait a second -- Nick Thallas is still a pig? I thought he retired, oh, 20 years ago. No way he's taking part in that program. No way.
"The circumference of the well is thirty-four inches. So, unfortunately, not one member of our city's police force is slender enough to rescue the boy." --Kent Brockman, reporting on the Timmy O'Toole story.
I think the Blair Police department just bought a new total workout machine, that Chuck norris commercial where he was completely surprised by the fact that you could test it free for 2 months sold them on it.
I love reading the court news section of the Enterprise to catch up on old friends.. this week's winner:
Kirsten M. Whitaker, 34, Blair, Theft by shoplifting ($0-$200), 2 days in jail (concurrent).
-wonder what she was stealing? condoms? EPT test? chewing tobacco?
You gotta figure she was shopping at Ortmeier's and he busted her ass. It couldn't have been No Frills, they let you walk out of there with anything. Just ask Mackenzie, who left there with a brand new stocking cap on an infamous Thanksgiving Eve a few years back. The cost? Two minutes of his life at No Frills.
I'm really surprised she's strapped for cash. Isn't she still turning tricks underneath the Blair Bridge?
Uh oh, there's more:
Kirsten M. Whitaker, 34, Blair, Forgery, Defendant to continue to follow previous probation conditions, Current probation is continued until original date, Fees, fines and cost reinstated.
And they're a bit too eager to hand out DUI's there, aren't they? I'm surprised the crack of dawn wasn't issued a citation last month.
Kristen Whitaker,,that one really through me off guard, I wonder how her life ended up so screwd up?
So basically... Kirsten went to No Thrills with a book of checks that she stole... got caught forging the checks while paying... and then shoplifted said items.. most likely some Red Man and box of Magnums... Excellence in Education at Blair High School...
It couldn't be No Frills (Re: Mackenzie's Stolen Stocking Cap). My little cousin Katie just tendered her resignation from there, and she's somebody who doesn't have a fucking clue. The smart money has to be on Pamida. I'm not sure about the condoms, she was more the Bill Clinton of Blair in that regard (no intercourse, only blow jobs). So I'm told at least.
The best is CURRENT probation continued, so she's had some problems before. But seriously Trav, with all of those DUI's handed out, how have you managed to avoid one?
How dare you bring up the dreaded DUI word, that alone in bad luck. It is something we just dont talk about here. I have treked home from a few Creighton games through the Gauntlet.
What program is that pig Nick Thallas participating in?
I love Nick Thallas!
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