Owen Watch Won't Stop

Oh this shit just keeps getting better in the Owen Wilson Saga. Now Courtney Love is blaming Steve Coogan for getting Owen hooked on "those drugs." Coogan is looking to sue Love's ass. I don't know about you, but I can't believe Courtney Love would lie about anything, especially controlled substances. But it isn't just Courtney who didn't like Steve Coogan hanging out with Owen. Turns out former flame and big-nose lover Kate Hudson banned him as well.

Meanwhile, those in Wilson's camp are denying anything to do with drugs (other than anti-depressants), saying that he tried to slit his wrists (just as he wrote for brother Luke to do in The Royal Tenenbaums).

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"Look, I Don't Care About You or Me. How's Cousin Dupree Doing?"

I guess after losing Kate Hudson to the guy above (and what is it with Kate Hudson and odd looking men anyway?), Owen Wilson had all he could stand, and he couldn't take it no more. And I love how it's now referred to "Owenwatch", and none other than the lead singer of Sugar Ray confirmed it as a suicide attempt. But Malcolm McDowell says it wasn't a broken heart that led to Owen's try for a go at dying. In a radio interview, upon learning about Wilson's suicide attempt, McDowell said off the cuff, "that's what that stuff will do to you." Stuff meaning drugs, drug of choice meaning cocaine.

Owen Wilson co-wrote The Royal Tenenbaums with buddy Wes Anderson, even getting an Oscar nomination out of the deal. Sort of makes that intense suicide scene with brother Luke Wilson look all the more eerie now, doesn't it?

But what can we all reallly take away from all of this? Kate Hudson really likes guys with really big noses, which has to make Steve Lemon and Michael Imperiolli really happy about now.

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